Sunday, April 12, 2009

Cartoon of Captain Cracker Trading With Madonna!!!

Madonna has contacted Captain Cracker and wants to purchase a nig!!!!!! Madonna wanted to have a talking ape at her house to entertain her family and guests!!! She also thinks it will help her sell records!!! Madonna was happy that the nig baby she purchased from Cracker smelly really shitty!!!!!! Captain Cracker wanted to sell her the rights to that nig of PuntoTres, but Punto was so smelly that Madonna passed out!!!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

PuntoTres In a Cage at the Zoo!!!

Here is a picture of that nig of PuntoTres sitting in his cage at the zoo !!! That nig was originally in a cage with chimpanzees, but had to be moved after molesting the male chimps. So now he sits in a cage with a female chimp. that nig started calling the female chimp in his cage 'Sambo' for an unknown reason. 'Sambo' hates Punto and cannot wait until Punto is either released or placed in a different cage. In this picture, Punto is reading the zoo news and sees that Dr Moreau and his posse are on their way to recapture him and bring him back to Moreau's island!!!!!!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Punto's Horrible Breath

The smelly nig of PuntoTres has awful breath!!!! Captain Cracker sent that nig to the dentist at the zoo and was informed that Punto's breath smells worse that a toilet bowl full of shit!!!!! Punto has been eating the feces of the other apes at the zoo in addition to his normal diet of fried chicken, stolen watermelons, and garbage. Dr. Moreau is not going to be happy if he is sent a dental bill to freshen the breath of that smelly nig!!! Punto has been nothing but trouble since Captain Cracker sold him to Dr. Moreau.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Punto at the Grocery Store

Captain Cracker has discovered this picture of that nig of PuntoTres stealing watermelons when he was on the run a couple months ago!!!! That nig leaped into a display case and ran off with as many watermelons as he would carry. He smashed many watermelons during this incident and left his horrible stench all over the display case when he went to the bathroom while he was jumping. The store's owner provided me with this photo he took before that nig ran away. PuntoTres scraped his knuckles on a broken beer bottle in the parking lot that day.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

PuntoTres at the Zoo!!!

That nig of PuntoTres was sent to Pelican Bay Prison to serve his sentence!! However, his awful smell was determined to be too harsh of a punishment for the other inmates. Also, the prison warden threw up when he entered Punto's cell during a routine inspection. So Punto was transferred to the zoo where he currently lives with the other wild animals. he is already friends with several bonobos who think he is their father based on his resemblance!!!!!!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part X

The judge has finally reached a verdict in the trial of Dr Moreau!! Captain Cracker's intimidation of the prosecutor in the robing room has borne fruit - the prosecutor was so scared that he dropped most of the charges against Moreau and forgot that Coy Hot but him!!!!! The judge liked the Nig-repellent so much that he confiscated as much as he could. The judge dropped the animal rights charges against Moreau, but did find Moreau guilty of illegal trafficking of the "Nig-Away" repellent. The judge kept the Nig-Away samples and money taken in a search of Moreau's island. The judge sentenced Moreau to three months in jail, but with credit for time served, Moreau was free to go.

In a shocking development, the judge sentenced that nig of PuntoTres to six months in jail for stalking LNA Miller!!!!! PuntoTres looked like a typical nig wearing the pink overall he stole from LNA and was in total shock when he heard his sentence!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part IX

LNA came to testify on the last day of Dr Moreau's trial!!!!! LNA showed up with her husband and lover, Jeremy Miller from tv's 'Growing Pains'!! LNA and Jeremy Miller had there personal belongings stolen by Punto's nig friends and were not happy!!!! LNA testified that the nig of PuntoTres regularly changed his identity and had been stalking her for more than 2 years on IMDB and was jealous that Jeremy Miller was straight and loved her instead of a smelly nig like Punto!!!!!!! LNA testified that Punto visited her hairdresser salon for a haircut and walked out with a pink overall without paying. That nig's case against Dr Moreau seems to be falling apart!!!!!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VIII

Captain Cracker has showed up at Dr Moreau's trial and he is not happy with that nig of PuntoTres !!!!!!!! Cracker hid in the robing room where the judge and lawyers get dressed in their robes/suits for the trial. Cracker pulled out a sword and got ready to attack that idiot prosecutor !!! Cracker locked the door and threatened to violate the prosecutor with his hook !!!!! Cracker will be sure to use that hook on Punto soon enough...

Monday, January 5, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VII

Dr Moreau has taken the witness stand in his trial!!!! I bet he's really angry with that nig of PuntoTres right now!!!!!! The prosecutor questioned Moreau about the various activities that took place on his island and the items found there during a search. Moreau informed the prosecutor that the Nig-Away repellent was only used on the most violent apes. The judge was getting a headache while thinking about all of the allegations during the trial and the judge did think that the Nig-Away product could be used to deal with the overpopulation of nigs in prisons.

Moreau's cell-mate also stood up and testified that Moreau used Nig-Away in prison to get rid of nigs and even sold some to racist guards who hated nigs. The cell-mate was mad because Moreau sprayed some on his cell-mate's nig brother-in-law, causing the brother-in-law to disappear. In his defense, the cell-mate's brother-in-law smelled horrible and Moreau couldn't deal with the odor!!!!!!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VI

Coy Hot and Bowack, "The Wack Boa," have taken the witness stand to testify in Dr Moreau's trial !!!! Coy Hot is Cracker's guard dog and testified that he sometimes helps Cracker catch nig slaves like that nig of PuntoTres. Coy Hot got mad at the questions directed toward him and bit both the prosecutor and the judge !!!!

Bowack said that he hated nigs and that his job was to to track nigs by their horrible shit b.o. smell!!!!! Bowack warned the judge and prosecutor to take care of their business in a more subtle way.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part V

The trial against Dr Moreau is proceeding based on those accusations of that smelly nig of PuntoTres!!!!!!! The prosecutor conducted a search on Dr Moreau's island after hearing of the serious accusations and presented the evidence he found to the court. The prosecutor found Dr Moreau's formula that turns apes back into nigs.

Dr Moreau's lawyer is trying to steal back the formula because is afraid that the nigs will quickly breed like animals. Also, as long as Punto is an ape, there is no proof he was ever a nig, and the animal rights violation case would be quickly thrown out the court and Punto might actually get charged with bringing a lawsuit with no merit!!!!

The prosecutor brought Coy Hot and Bowack with him and may have them testify next...

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part IV

Here is another cartoon of Dr Moreua's trial !!!!! Punto's original owners told the judge that they purchased that nig of PuntoTres first and then Captain Cracker stole Punto back and sold him to Dr Moreau!!!!! The original owners were not happy when they found out that Dr Moreau turned Punto back into an ape!!!!!!! The original owners acknowledged that Punto was lazy and stupid, but they still want that nig back!!!!!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part III

Here is another cartoon of Dr Moreau's trial!!!! Dr Moreau was finally called to testify before the court. To shake things up, Captain Cracker has kidnapped the lawyer for that nig of PuntoTres!!!!! Punto is a cheap coon and hired the cheapest replacement he could find, a dumb nig!!!

Dr Moreau had one of his animals testify on his behalf. In this cartoon, a cow who used to be an Indian testified about Dr Moreau's character. The trial seems to be going Dr Moreau's way!!!!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part II

Here is another cartoon from Dr Moreau's trial for charges brought by the AFPI !!!!! That nig of PuntoTres is on the witness stand stinking up the entire courtroom !!!!!!! that nig confessed to many things and said that Dr Moreau converted him from a negro into an ape !! he also took offense that anyone would think he was a nig and said he was an ape, a higher animal on the scale of evolution!!!!!! he also testified that other apes raped him, although he enjoyed it, and that Dr Moreau was selling Nig-Away nig repellent. Punto also admitted he would say anything to get slave reparations because he wanted to spent such reparations on a purple Ford Pinto and a lifetime supply of grape soda and pork rinds.

Dr Moreau's lawyer told the judge that the Moreau was innocent and that Moreau created the nig race in the past, but was trying to repair his mistake by converting nigs back into apes. The lawyer said that nigs were undesirable and Moreau was not happy with their terrible odor and laziness !!!!!!! he also said that nigs need to be turned back into their natural ape state and that nigs, if left alone, would eventually evolve into watermelons!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Court Proceeding Has Begun

That nig of PuntoTres has been a thorn in Dr Moreau's side. Here is a picture of PuntoTres testifying at Dr Moreau's trial!!!!!! PuntoTres filed a complain against Dr Moreau for animal rights violations, malpractice and illegal distrubution of the "Nig-Away" nig-repellent.

Dr Moreau's lawyer claimed that Dr Moreau created the nig race a long time ago from apes, but currently wants to turn nigs back into apes because nigs are ruining the environment with their horrible smell and criminal tendencies. PuntoTres was called to the witness stand to testify and was so dumb that he thought he was going to jail. a scared PuntoTres uttered "I didn't do nuthin'!" when being sworn in to testify!!!!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres When He Was on the Island of Dr. Moreau!!!!!

Here is a picture of that nig of PuntoTres that was drawn last year when he was on the Island of Dr Moreau !!!!!! Dr Moreau grew watermelons on his island and PuntoTres was a house nigger, serving food to Dr Moreau's family. In this picture, Punto is jealous of Dr Moreau's brother who is eating a larger watermelon. Punto's nickname when he was in Dr Moreau's house was 'Sambo.' Shortly after this picture was drawn, Punto stole some watermelons from Dr Moreau and received 50 lashes from Dr Moreau's whip!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

The Apes Are Going Wild on Dr. Moreau's Island!

Thanks to the escape of that nig of PuntoTres, Dr Moreau is still in jail and the apes on his island are running wild !!!!! The apes broke into Dr Moreau's laboratory and stole some cans of "Nig-Away," Moreau's special nig repellent!! Bowack the snake is on vacation and the nigs and apes on the island are reverting to their wild behaviors and have turned the island into a real jungle!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

PuntoTres at a Nice Restaurant

Captain Cracker's agent spotted that nig of PuntoTres eating at an expensive restaurant recently!!!!! Punto's awful odor stunk up the entire restaurant and he was bothering everyone and stealing silverware! The waiter got mad and offered a non-menu item to Punto, a place of shit. Punto quickly ordered the dish and liked it when the waiter farted right in his face. The shit and farts reminded Punto of his days in the jungle and at the zoo when he would eat feces produced by himself and other apes!!!!! like most nigs, Punto ate his meal quickly and then walked out without paying! So now even more police are looking for that smelly nig.

PuntoTres' Car

Here is a picture of the car owned by that nig of PuntoTres !!!!!!!!! That smelly coon probably stole this car! Like most nigs, he is too lazy to wash and wax his car. look at how dirty and rusty this car has become !!!!!! That nig is too lazy to even wipe off the wet leaves!!!!!!! I bet PuntoTres has shit in the glove compartment of his own junky car!!!! Captain Cracker will be able to easily find Punto driving this car!!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres Bathing in His Own Feces!!!

Here is a candid picture of that nig of PuntoTres bathing in his own shit! After his scary encounter with the street sweeper, that nig took his monthly bath. as usual, that smelly ape took a shit in the bathwater and his feces were soon floating around with him. Remembering what happened with the street sweeper, PuntoTres grabbed a stolen toaster and thought that the toaster was a mini 'garabage sweeper.' That stupid nig placed a large pile of shit on top of the toaster thinking it would be cleaned and swept away in now time. However, what ended up happening was that PuntoTres ruined the toaster, which now has shit stuck to the inside coils!!!!

Ha ha ha!!! Captain Cracker is amazed that smelly nig didn't electrocute himself!!! Punto's ape brain is too dumb to tell the difference between a street sweeper and a toaster!!!!!!

PuntoTres Has a New Disguise!

It has come to Captain Cracker's attention that the nig of PuntoTres has changed his appearance again!!!!!! The bleach wore off and PuntoTres knew he would need to hide his identity. That smelly nig gathered up pubic hairs from his cage that other apes had shed and dyed them red with some hair dye he stole in Paris from LNA! He glued the red hairs on his chin to form a pube beard and also stole a hat and some clothes from his zookeeper in an effort to look like a human!!! that smelly nig is not going to last in this disguise for long because Captain Cracker is too smart and is on to that primate's games!!!!!! PuntoTres, you shit covered bonobo, Captain Cracker is going to get you soon!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

PuntoTres Has Bleached His Skin!!!!!!

That nig of PuntoTres decided to take the advice of the Clorox CEO and bleached his skin. That smelly nig won't fool anyone. He still smells like shit and will be easy to detect when hiding in a tree !!!!! Punto, you smelly nig, Captain Cracker stands behind his merchandise and will capture you soon and return you to Dr Moreau!!!!! Dr Moreau is out on bail right now and will be sure to whip you extensively for causing him such a headache!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres At His Computer!!!

Here is a picture of that nig of PuntoTres visiting IMDB.com !!!!!! you know that filthy animal is getting shit all over the keyboard!!! that nig visits IMDB several hours a day to harass white people because he has an inferiority complex!!!!!!! Captain Cracker will set up a trap to capture that nig's IP address and track him down so that he can be returned to Dr Moreau!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres in Disguise!!!

That nig of PuntoTres had been dressing up in disguises while trying to hide from Captain Cracker !!!! here is a picture of that bonobo dressed up as superman. that nig put relax in his hair and straighted it out with his hair pick, but he hasn't fooled anyone. not only does he look like a dumb coon, but he still smells like shit and will be captured soon and returned to the island of Dr Moreau!!!!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Cartoon of PuntoTres Visiting the White House

Here is a cartoon of that nig of PuntoTres visiting the White House!!!!! that lazy nig was hired to trim the 'Rose Garden' but is ruining it!!! he is trying to turn the 'Rose Garden' into a 'Watermelon Patch' in the hope that Obama will become the next president!!!! Punto would like to spend some 'nigger time' with Obama gobbling down watermelon while turning the 'White House' into an 'Ape House' like at the zoo!!! Punto is also fantasizing that the 'Jolly Green Giant' will be replaced with an ethnic icon - the 'Black Dwarf.'

PuntoTres is still wearing the pink overall he stole from LNA's hairdresser salon and still enjoys his purple afro cut. PuntoTres stalked Kunle2002 until Kunle agreed to help him out in his new job. however, Kunle2002 knows that a nig does not belong at the White House and is hiding behind the white columns. Kunle2002's recent skin bleaching has left his skin very light, so those white columns are the perfect camouflage to hide him...

have no fear, Captain Cracker will crack the whip on PuntoTres very soon!!!!! Captain Cracker is hot on Punto's trail, as that smelly nig can only hide for so long!!!!!