Thursday, February 19, 2009

Punto at the Grocery Store

Captain Cracker has discovered this picture of that nig of PuntoTres stealing watermelons when he was on the run a couple months ago!!!! That nig leaped into a display case and ran off with as many watermelons as he would carry. He smashed many watermelons during this incident and left his horrible stench all over the display case when he went to the bathroom while he was jumping. The store's owner provided me with this photo he took before that nig ran away. PuntoTres scraped his knuckles on a broken beer bottle in the parking lot that day.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

PuntoTres at the Zoo!!!

That nig of PuntoTres was sent to Pelican Bay Prison to serve his sentence!! However, his awful smell was determined to be too harsh of a punishment for the other inmates. Also, the prison warden threw up when he entered Punto's cell during a routine inspection. So Punto was transferred to the zoo where he currently lives with the other wild animals. he is already friends with several bonobos who think he is their father based on his resemblance!!!!!!