Thursday, October 20, 2011

New Bonsai Nig for Sale!!!!

Captain cracker is selling new Bonsai niggers !!!!!! they are like small versions of that nig of PuntoTres !!!! these midget creatures are 2.5 feet tall and have small hands to reach underneath furniture for dusting !!!!! the Bonsai niggers are bred without testicles so they won't try to molest children or pets. these pets are also good at shining shoes and can be used as a footstool!!!! they only eat one can of dog food per day.

These Bonsai niggers have been developed using the scientific skills of Dr Moreau and are available only through Captain Cracker. Get one for $700 the next time my slave ship docks outside Atlanta!!!!!!!