Thursday, October 20, 2011

New Bonsai Nig for Sale!!!!

Captain cracker is selling new Bonsai niggers !!!!!! they are like small versions of that nig of PuntoTres !!!! these midget creatures are 2.5 feet tall and have small hands to reach underneath furniture for dusting !!!!! the Bonsai niggers are bred without testicles so they won't try to molest children or pets. these pets are also good at shining shoes and can be used as a footstool!!!! they only eat one can of dog food per day.

These Bonsai niggers have been developed using the scientific skills of Dr Moreau and are available only through Captain Cracker. Get one for $700 the next time my slave ship docks outside Atlanta!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Punto Playing Dice

That nig of PuntoTres has has some free time on Dr Moreau's island. that nig recently started playing dice like most nigs do. here is an illustration of Punto and some other nigs. notice how they dressed up in fancy clothes trying to pretend they are human beings !!! ha ha stupid nigs!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

PuntoTres 'Booty Warrior' video

Captain Cracker has discovered this prison interview of that nig of PunotTres!!! in this clip punto says that he is a 'booty warrior' and likes sex with other prison inmates. he goes by tne name 'fleece johnson' in this video.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Mobile Nigger Incinerator!!!

Dr Moreau has invented a machine to handle smelly nigs!!! Dr Moreau's invention is a 'mobile nigger incinerator' and can be used to incinerate a car full of nigs !! the incinerator mounts on top of a pickup truck or any other sturdy automobile. it fires a laser beam at an intended target to obliterate any nigs in its path. the laser reacts with the awful odor of nigs to incinerate them, so whites, asians and others need not worry!!!!!! it also includes GPS technology to locate nigs from their smell signatures!!!!!!! buy one today for only $21,599!!!!!! the device will pay for itself in terms of decreased crime and increased property values with nigs out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Recent Photo of PuntoTres

Dr Moreau recently had professional photos taken of the nigs on his island, including that nig of PuntoTres. Punto got dressed up in a suit --- that nig looks so silly trying to look human !!!!!!!!!! Punto's photo is shown below. Little does Punto know that Captain Cracker is using this photo for an album of slaves available at auction !!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Video of PuntoTres dancing to his favorite song!!!

Captain Cracker has obtained this video of the nig of PuntoTres lip synching and dancing to his favorite song !!!!!!!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Captain Cracker Has Released His 3rd Comic Book!

Captain Cracker has released his third comic book for nigs to read!!!!! that nig of Punto Tres will enjoy reading this comic about nig superheros. this comic includes a femal superhero - Supernigress!!! Supernigress robbed Superman and tailored his costume to fit her bonobo body!!!!! Punto and other nigs have a fantasy that their mothers were good superheros instead of smelly apes!!!!!!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Punto has gotten a lip plate!!!

That nig of PuntoTres is up to date with the African fashions. he recently underwent surgery on Dr Moreau's island to implant a plate in his lips!!!!!! nigs are well known for having enormous lips and Punto has decided to use that skin to hold a plate in place. here is a picture of Punto crawling around with a niglet on his back !!!!! that niglet is crying because even he cannot stand the smell of Punto's horrible body odor!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

New Soap for Nigs !!!!!

Dr Moreau is a genius!!!!!! he has has been working on a soap to get rid of the awful smell of smelly nigs and other apes !!!!1 he has perfected his creation and tried it on his nig slaves to much success. the soap is based upon a formula from the 19th century when nigs were as black as pen ink and had not intermixed with human beings and needed something strong to wash away their awful smell !!!!!!

Captain Cracker has a storage room on his slave ship where he has stored several cases of the soap which is called 'Nigger joe's Tar Soap' !!!!!!! Captain Cracker will sell these in the inner city and will make millions!!!!!! Captain Cracker is also trying to sell these to KFC locations in Los Angeles and to prisons because they had lots of nig customers or prisoners and need a strong soap~! Captain Cracker is the smartest slave trader in the world!!!!!!! Look for Captain Cracker at the port near Atlanta in early April to get some soap!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Punto is Celebrating the Three-Year Anniversary of This Blog!!!

That nig of PuntoTres recently celebrated the third year of this blog!!!! this blog was created on February 11, 2008. that nig is too stupid to realize that the three year anniversary is not until this coming Friday, the 11th, so he already had a little party. he was in a good to party because he is happy that it is black history month and he wanted another thing to celebrate while in the jungle on Dr Moreau's island!!!!! as shown, one of Punto's ape friends spelled 'Happy Birthday' in shit on top of the cake. i bet those nigs enjoyed eating that shit frosting !!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Captain Cracker Has Released Comic Books For His Slaves!!!

Captain Cracker has decided to release some comic books for his nig slaves !!!!!! the nig slaves are running around his island bored and are reverting to savagery like nigs do!!!! Captain Cracker hopes that the comics will help control those thieving slaves. one of the comics is about a negro romance and the other is about a nig super-hero who has the ability to break out of prison walls as shown on the first page!! Captain Cracker thinks that jungle bunnies will love these comics and hopes that slave owners across the world will purchase these items while they last!!!!! that nig of PuntoTres will surely love reading these as he is one of the few nigs who knows how to read!!!!!!!!!