Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Niggermania Connect Service

captain cracker has a new mobile PDA to keep up to date on nig news !!!!!!! get breaking nig news. use this to keep track of runaway nig slaves !!!!!!! those jungle bunnies run away from the plantation from time to time so be sure to look for updated news on slave breaks !!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Handle your slaves properly !!!!!!!

nig slaves need to be taught to work hard. nigs are dumb and naturally lazy. you need to provide the proper motivation to get your cotton picked and your septic tank and toilets cleaned !!!!!!! Captain Cracker recommends daily whippings to keep your nig slaves in line !!!!! nig slaves don't like being whipped and will work harder !!!!!! this is what the backs of your nig slaves should look like: