Thursday, March 5, 2009

Punto's Horrible Breath

The smelly nig of PuntoTres has awful breath!!!! Captain Cracker sent that nig to the dentist at the zoo and was informed that Punto's breath smells worse that a toilet bowl full of shit!!!!! Punto has been eating the feces of the other apes at the zoo in addition to his normal diet of fried chicken, stolen watermelons, and garbage. Dr. Moreau is not going to be happy if he is sent a dental bill to freshen the breath of that smelly nig!!! Punto has been nothing but trouble since Captain Cracker sold him to Dr. Moreau.