Friday, January 30, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part X

The judge has finally reached a verdict in the trial of Dr Moreau!! Captain Cracker's intimidation of the prosecutor in the robing room has borne fruit - the prosecutor was so scared that he dropped most of the charges against Moreau and forgot that Coy Hot but him!!!!! The judge liked the Nig-repellent so much that he confiscated as much as he could. The judge dropped the animal rights charges against Moreau, but did find Moreau guilty of illegal trafficking of the "Nig-Away" repellent. The judge kept the Nig-Away samples and money taken in a search of Moreau's island. The judge sentenced Moreau to three months in jail, but with credit for time served, Moreau was free to go.

In a shocking development, the judge sentenced that nig of PuntoTres to six months in jail for stalking LNA Miller!!!!! PuntoTres looked like a typical nig wearing the pink overall he stole from LNA and was in total shock when he heard his sentence!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part IX

LNA came to testify on the last day of Dr Moreau's trial!!!!! LNA showed up with her husband and lover, Jeremy Miller from tv's 'Growing Pains'!! LNA and Jeremy Miller had there personal belongings stolen by Punto's nig friends and were not happy!!!! LNA testified that the nig of PuntoTres regularly changed his identity and had been stalking her for more than 2 years on IMDB and was jealous that Jeremy Miller was straight and loved her instead of a smelly nig like Punto!!!!!!! LNA testified that Punto visited her hairdresser salon for a haircut and walked out with a pink overall without paying. That nig's case against Dr Moreau seems to be falling apart!!!!!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VIII

Captain Cracker has showed up at Dr Moreau's trial and he is not happy with that nig of PuntoTres !!!!!!!! Cracker hid in the robing room where the judge and lawyers get dressed in their robes/suits for the trial. Cracker pulled out a sword and got ready to attack that idiot prosecutor !!! Cracker locked the door and threatened to violate the prosecutor with his hook !!!!! Cracker will be sure to use that hook on Punto soon enough...

Monday, January 5, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VII

Dr Moreau has taken the witness stand in his trial!!!! I bet he's really angry with that nig of PuntoTres right now!!!!!! The prosecutor questioned Moreau about the various activities that took place on his island and the items found there during a search. Moreau informed the prosecutor that the Nig-Away repellent was only used on the most violent apes. The judge was getting a headache while thinking about all of the allegations during the trial and the judge did think that the Nig-Away product could be used to deal with the overpopulation of nigs in prisons.

Moreau's cell-mate also stood up and testified that Moreau used Nig-Away in prison to get rid of nigs and even sold some to racist guards who hated nigs. The cell-mate was mad because Moreau sprayed some on his cell-mate's nig brother-in-law, causing the brother-in-law to disappear. In his defense, the cell-mate's brother-in-law smelled horrible and Moreau couldn't deal with the odor!!!!!!