Thursday, October 30, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres Bathing in His Own Feces!!!

Here is a candid picture of that nig of PuntoTres bathing in his own shit! After his scary encounter with the street sweeper, that nig took his monthly bath. as usual, that smelly ape took a shit in the bathwater and his feces were soon floating around with him. Remembering what happened with the street sweeper, PuntoTres grabbed a stolen toaster and thought that the toaster was a mini 'garabage sweeper.' That stupid nig placed a large pile of shit on top of the toaster thinking it would be cleaned and swept away in now time. However, what ended up happening was that PuntoTres ruined the toaster, which now has shit stuck to the inside coils!!!!

Ha ha ha!!! Captain Cracker is amazed that smelly nig didn't electrocute himself!!! Punto's ape brain is too dumb to tell the difference between a street sweeper and a toaster!!!!!!

PuntoTres Has a New Disguise!

It has come to Captain Cracker's attention that the nig of PuntoTres has changed his appearance again!!!!!! The bleach wore off and PuntoTres knew he would need to hide his identity. That smelly nig gathered up pubic hairs from his cage that other apes had shed and dyed them red with some hair dye he stole in Paris from LNA! He glued the red hairs on his chin to form a pube beard and also stole a hat and some clothes from his zookeeper in an effort to look like a human!!! that smelly nig is not going to last in this disguise for long because Captain Cracker is too smart and is on to that primate's games!!!!!! PuntoTres, you shit covered bonobo, Captain Cracker is going to get you soon!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

PuntoTres Has Bleached His Skin!!!!!!

That nig of PuntoTres decided to take the advice of the Clorox CEO and bleached his skin. That smelly nig won't fool anyone. He still smells like shit and will be easy to detect when hiding in a tree !!!!! Punto, you smelly nig, Captain Cracker stands behind his merchandise and will capture you soon and return you to Dr Moreau!!!!! Dr Moreau is out on bail right now and will be sure to whip you extensively for causing him such a headache!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres At His Computer!!!

Here is a picture of that nig of PuntoTres visiting IMDB.com !!!!!! you know that filthy animal is getting shit all over the keyboard!!! that nig visits IMDB several hours a day to harass white people because he has an inferiority complex!!!!!!! Captain Cracker will set up a trap to capture that nig's IP address and track him down so that he can be returned to Dr Moreau!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres in Disguise!!!

That nig of PuntoTres had been dressing up in disguises while trying to hide from Captain Cracker !!!! here is a picture of that bonobo dressed up as superman. that nig put relax in his hair and straighted it out with his hair pick, but he hasn't fooled anyone. not only does he look like a dumb coon, but he still smells like shit and will be captured soon and returned to the island of Dr Moreau!!!!