Monday, December 22, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VI

Coy Hot and Bowack, "The Wack Boa," have taken the witness stand to testify in Dr Moreau's trial !!!! Coy Hot is Cracker's guard dog and testified that he sometimes helps Cracker catch nig slaves like that nig of PuntoTres. Coy Hot got mad at the questions directed toward him and bit both the prosecutor and the judge !!!!

Bowack said that he hated nigs and that his job was to to track nigs by their horrible shit b.o. smell!!!!! Bowack warned the judge and prosecutor to take care of their business in a more subtle way.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part V

The trial against Dr Moreau is proceeding based on those accusations of that smelly nig of PuntoTres!!!!!!! The prosecutor conducted a search on Dr Moreau's island after hearing of the serious accusations and presented the evidence he found to the court. The prosecutor found Dr Moreau's formula that turns apes back into nigs.

Dr Moreau's lawyer is trying to steal back the formula because is afraid that the nigs will quickly breed like animals. Also, as long as Punto is an ape, there is no proof he was ever a nig, and the animal rights violation case would be quickly thrown out the court and Punto might actually get charged with bringing a lawsuit with no merit!!!!

The prosecutor brought Coy Hot and Bowack with him and may have them testify next...

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part IV

Here is another cartoon of Dr Moreua's trial !!!!! Punto's original owners told the judge that they purchased that nig of PuntoTres first and then Captain Cracker stole Punto back and sold him to Dr Moreau!!!!! The original owners were not happy when they found out that Dr Moreau turned Punto back into an ape!!!!!!! The original owners acknowledged that Punto was lazy and stupid, but they still want that nig back!!!!!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part III

Here is another cartoon of Dr Moreau's trial!!!! Dr Moreau was finally called to testify before the court. To shake things up, Captain Cracker has kidnapped the lawyer for that nig of PuntoTres!!!!! Punto is a cheap coon and hired the cheapest replacement he could find, a dumb nig!!!

Dr Moreau had one of his animals testify on his behalf. In this cartoon, a cow who used to be an Indian testified about Dr Moreau's character. The trial seems to be going Dr Moreau's way!!!!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part II

Here is another cartoon from Dr Moreau's trial for charges brought by the AFPI !!!!! That nig of PuntoTres is on the witness stand stinking up the entire courtroom !!!!!!! that nig confessed to many things and said that Dr Moreau converted him from a negro into an ape !! he also took offense that anyone would think he was a nig and said he was an ape, a higher animal on the scale of evolution!!!!!! he also testified that other apes raped him, although he enjoyed it, and that Dr Moreau was selling Nig-Away nig repellent. Punto also admitted he would say anything to get slave reparations because he wanted to spent such reparations on a purple Ford Pinto and a lifetime supply of grape soda and pork rinds.

Dr Moreau's lawyer told the judge that the Moreau was innocent and that Moreau created the nig race in the past, but was trying to repair his mistake by converting nigs back into apes. The lawyer said that nigs were undesirable and Moreau was not happy with their terrible odor and laziness !!!!!!! he also said that nigs need to be turned back into their natural ape state and that nigs, if left alone, would eventually evolve into watermelons!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Court Proceeding Has Begun

That nig of PuntoTres has been a thorn in Dr Moreau's side. Here is a picture of PuntoTres testifying at Dr Moreau's trial!!!!!! PuntoTres filed a complain against Dr Moreau for animal rights violations, malpractice and illegal distrubution of the "Nig-Away" nig-repellent.

Dr Moreau's lawyer claimed that Dr Moreau created the nig race a long time ago from apes, but currently wants to turn nigs back into apes because nigs are ruining the environment with their horrible smell and criminal tendencies. PuntoTres was called to the witness stand to testify and was so dumb that he thought he was going to jail. a scared PuntoTres uttered "I didn't do nuthin'!" when being sworn in to testify!!!!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres When He Was on the Island of Dr. Moreau!!!!!

Here is a picture of that nig of PuntoTres that was drawn last year when he was on the Island of Dr Moreau !!!!!! Dr Moreau grew watermelons on his island and PuntoTres was a house nigger, serving food to Dr Moreau's family. In this picture, Punto is jealous of Dr Moreau's brother who is eating a larger watermelon. Punto's nickname when he was in Dr Moreau's house was 'Sambo.' Shortly after this picture was drawn, Punto stole some watermelons from Dr Moreau and received 50 lashes from Dr Moreau's whip!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

The Apes Are Going Wild on Dr. Moreau's Island!

Thanks to the escape of that nig of PuntoTres, Dr Moreau is still in jail and the apes on his island are running wild !!!!! The apes broke into Dr Moreau's laboratory and stole some cans of "Nig-Away," Moreau's special nig repellent!! Bowack the snake is on vacation and the nigs and apes on the island are reverting to their wild behaviors and have turned the island into a real jungle!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

PuntoTres at a Nice Restaurant

Captain Cracker's agent spotted that nig of PuntoTres eating at an expensive restaurant recently!!!!! Punto's awful odor stunk up the entire restaurant and he was bothering everyone and stealing silverware! The waiter got mad and offered a non-menu item to Punto, a place of shit. Punto quickly ordered the dish and liked it when the waiter farted right in his face. The shit and farts reminded Punto of his days in the jungle and at the zoo when he would eat feces produced by himself and other apes!!!!! like most nigs, Punto ate his meal quickly and then walked out without paying! So now even more police are looking for that smelly nig.

PuntoTres' Car

Here is a picture of the car owned by that nig of PuntoTres !!!!!!!!! That smelly coon probably stole this car! Like most nigs, he is too lazy to wash and wax his car. look at how dirty and rusty this car has become !!!!!! That nig is too lazy to even wipe off the wet leaves!!!!!!! I bet PuntoTres has shit in the glove compartment of his own junky car!!!! Captain Cracker will be able to easily find Punto driving this car!!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres Bathing in His Own Feces!!!

Here is a candid picture of that nig of PuntoTres bathing in his own shit! After his scary encounter with the street sweeper, that nig took his monthly bath. as usual, that smelly ape took a shit in the bathwater and his feces were soon floating around with him. Remembering what happened with the street sweeper, PuntoTres grabbed a stolen toaster and thought that the toaster was a mini 'garabage sweeper.' That stupid nig placed a large pile of shit on top of the toaster thinking it would be cleaned and swept away in now time. However, what ended up happening was that PuntoTres ruined the toaster, which now has shit stuck to the inside coils!!!!

Ha ha ha!!! Captain Cracker is amazed that smelly nig didn't electrocute himself!!! Punto's ape brain is too dumb to tell the difference between a street sweeper and a toaster!!!!!!

PuntoTres Has a New Disguise!

It has come to Captain Cracker's attention that the nig of PuntoTres has changed his appearance again!!!!!! The bleach wore off and PuntoTres knew he would need to hide his identity. That smelly nig gathered up pubic hairs from his cage that other apes had shed and dyed them red with some hair dye he stole in Paris from LNA! He glued the red hairs on his chin to form a pube beard and also stole a hat and some clothes from his zookeeper in an effort to look like a human!!! that smelly nig is not going to last in this disguise for long because Captain Cracker is too smart and is on to that primate's games!!!!!! PuntoTres, you shit covered bonobo, Captain Cracker is going to get you soon!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

PuntoTres Has Bleached His Skin!!!!!!

That nig of PuntoTres decided to take the advice of the Clorox CEO and bleached his skin. That smelly nig won't fool anyone. He still smells like shit and will be easy to detect when hiding in a tree !!!!! Punto, you smelly nig, Captain Cracker stands behind his merchandise and will capture you soon and return you to Dr Moreau!!!!! Dr Moreau is out on bail right now and will be sure to whip you extensively for causing him such a headache!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres At His Computer!!!

Here is a picture of that nig of PuntoTres visiting IMDB.com !!!!!! you know that filthy animal is getting shit all over the keyboard!!! that nig visits IMDB several hours a day to harass white people because he has an inferiority complex!!!!!!! Captain Cracker will set up a trap to capture that nig's IP address and track him down so that he can be returned to Dr Moreau!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres in Disguise!!!

That nig of PuntoTres had been dressing up in disguises while trying to hide from Captain Cracker !!!! here is a picture of that bonobo dressed up as superman. that nig put relax in his hair and straighted it out with his hair pick, but he hasn't fooled anyone. not only does he look like a dumb coon, but he still smells like shit and will be captured soon and returned to the island of Dr Moreau!!!!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Cartoon of PuntoTres Visiting the White House

Here is a cartoon of that nig of PuntoTres visiting the White House!!!!! that lazy nig was hired to trim the 'Rose Garden' but is ruining it!!! he is trying to turn the 'Rose Garden' into a 'Watermelon Patch' in the hope that Obama will become the next president!!!! Punto would like to spend some 'nigger time' with Obama gobbling down watermelon while turning the 'White House' into an 'Ape House' like at the zoo!!! Punto is also fantasizing that the 'Jolly Green Giant' will be replaced with an ethnic icon - the 'Black Dwarf.'

PuntoTres is still wearing the pink overall he stole from LNA's hairdresser salon and still enjoys his purple afro cut. PuntoTres stalked Kunle2002 until Kunle agreed to help him out in his new job. however, Kunle2002 knows that a nig does not belong at the White House and is hiding behind the white columns. Kunle2002's recent skin bleaching has left his skin very light, so those white columns are the perfect camouflage to hide him...

have no fear, Captain Cracker will crack the whip on PuntoTres very soon!!!!! Captain Cracker is hot on Punto's trail, as that smelly nig can only hide for so long!!!!!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres Looting!!!

That nig of PuntoTres had freedom until Sheena tricked him into becoming a slave. In 2005 PuntoTres was living in Los Angeles but traveled to New Orleans to loot shortly after Hurricane Katrina devastated the land!!!!!! here is a photo of that smelly nig stealing bottles of beer. good luck keeping those cold, coon!! Punto should have visited LNA's salon, look at his greasy hair!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Cartoon of PuntoTres Stalking Kunle2002!!!

Here is a cartoon of that nig of PuntoTres stalking Kunle2002 in real life !!!! that nig PuntoTres got sick of stalking Kunle2002 on IMDB and decided to stalk him in real life!!! PuntoTres found Kunle2002 in the dressing room of the Los Angeles radio station where he works. Kunle2002 has been purchasing skin-bleaching products in an effort to make himself white!!!! Kunle2002, however, is smart enough to purchase Dr Moreau's 'Nig Away' product that should keep PuntoTres at a safe distance!!! Kunle2002 should relax because Captain Cracker is hot on PuntoTres' tail!!!!! a smelly nig like PuntoTres can only hide for so long !!!!!!!!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Picture of PuntoTres at Work

That nig of PuntoTres is still on the loose!!!!!!! Captain Cracker will find him and lock him in his cage where he belongs!!!! Punto got a desk job because of job quotas for nigs. here is an actual photo of PuntoTres that was taken today. that nig ruined the suit he is wearing. you just know that he took a shit in it!!!!!! Captain Cracker will track down that smelly nig sooner or later!!!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Cartoon of PuntoTres Bathing

look at this hilarious picture of that nig of PuntoTres bathing after getting his hair trimmed at LNA's hairdresser salon!!! the pink overall was not gay enough for him, so he got his hair dyed purple to enhance his queer fantasy!!!!!! that nig was embarrassed when he walked through Paris and everyone held their noses at his awful smell!!! he was also mad that the street sweeper confused him for a pile of dog shit because of his dark color and horrible odor!!!! so he bought a large bottle of Chanel No 5 and dumped it in his bathwater while taking his bath that he takes once every three months!!!!!!

Monday, September 22, 2008

PuntoTres in the news!!!!!!!!

Captain Cracker has just been informed that the nig of PuntoTres got caught in a street sweeper !!!!!!!!!! that nig probably fell from his tree and got run over by the street sweeper !!!!!!! he is stuck inside right now. maybe the city workers can get him to come out by offering him some bananas ??????


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Blog Comments Allowed

Captain Cracker has changed the settings to allow comments. that nig of PuntoTres can now post from his tree in the jungle!!!!!! he probably adores all of the shit on his computer keyboard!!!!!!!!! Captain Cracker will track down that nig and return him to Dr Moreau!!!!! Captain Cracker stands behind his merchandise!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Cartoon of LNA Upstairs While PuntoTres is Being Groomed

look at this cartoon of LNA upstairs while that nig of PuntoTres is downstairs in the salon getting his ape hair cut !!!! LNA is resting after making love to Jeremy Miller from TV's Growing Pains. both LNA and Jeremy Miller know that PuntoTres has arrived because of his awful ape smell !!!!!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Cartoon of PuntoTres at LNA's Hairdresser Salon

Here is a cartoon of that nig of PuntoTres at LNA's hairdresser salon looking for LNA !!!!! PuntoTres tried to pass himself off as a human being, but the other hairdresser were not fooled, as Punto looks just like a bonobo !!! Punto will get his afro cut, but will be upset when he finds out that LNA's salon doesn't have any AfroSheen!!! Punto chose to wear a pink overall when he sat down because it fulfills his queer fantasy !!!!!!!!!!!!

Cartoon of PuntoTres Walking Through Paris to LNA's Hairdresser Salon

Look at this cartoon of that nig of PuntoTres heading through Paris to LNA's hairdresser salon !!!! he has reverted to monkey form and is wearing a hat he stole !!!!!! in the picture on the right side, he has found LNA's hairdresser salon and pressed his monkey lips up against the window as he looked in !!!!!! what will happen next ??????? keep tuned for more ........

Cartoon of PuntoTres in a Subway in Paris !!!!!!!

Here is a cartoon of that nig of PuntoTres in a subway in Paris !!!!! Punto is trying to locate LNA for selling him to Captain Cracker, the greatest slave trader in the world !!!!!!!! Punto wanted to drive in a 2 chevaux (2CV) taxi car to LNA's hairdressing salon, but the taxis thought he was an escaped bonobo and would not pick him up. instead of walking onto the train through the door like the conductor told him to do, punto climbed in through the window and fell on the ground !!!!!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Cartoon of the Escape PuntoTres Writing on IMDB.com

After that nig of PuntoTres escaped from the island of Dr Moreau, he immediately found a computer with Internet and started stalking white people on IMDB.com !!!!!! Captain Cracker was not happy when he logged into IMDB and found what PuntoTres wrote !!! How will Captain Cracker get PuntoTres back ??????

Monday, September 15, 2008

Cartoon of Dr. Moreau Being Arrested!!!!

here is a cartoon of Dr Moreau when he was arrested by the AFPI !!!! some nig slaves escaped, led by that nig of PuntoTres !!!!!! Dr Moreau will be in trouble because of new laws protecting his creations ... or will he be able to talk his way out of this one ?????? Captain Cracker was away trading with stupid asians when his ape/nig hybrids escaped . Captain Cracker will not be happy when he finds out what happened to Dr Moreau !!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Cartoon of PuntoTres Escaping from Dr Moreau's Island !!!

Here is a funny cartoon of that nig of PuntoTres escaping from the island of Dr Moreau !!! those nigs will certainly inform the AFPI (Apes Federation of Pacific Islands) of Dr Moreau's activities unless Captain Cracker catched them first !!!!!! that nig of PuntoTres and his mates swung from vines onto some driftwood and floated away to another island. PuntoTres is being sodomized in this cartoon just like in real life at the ape house at the zoo !!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Cartoon of Nig Cannibals

look at this cartoon of nig cannibals !!!!!!!!! that niglet baby is just like that nig of PuntoTres!!!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Image from Captain Cracker's Music Video

Captain Cracker has recorded a music video as an advertisement when selling slaves in Atlanta !!!!!!!!!!!! that nig of PuntoTres is included in song lyrics !!!!!!!!!! here is a picture from the video !!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Niggermania Connect Service

captain cracker has a new mobile PDA to keep up to date on nig news !!!!!!! get breaking nig news. use this to keep track of runaway nig slaves !!!!!!! those jungle bunnies run away from the plantation from time to time so be sure to look for updated news on slave breaks !!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Handle your slaves properly !!!!!!!

nig slaves need to be taught to work hard. nigs are dumb and naturally lazy. you need to provide the proper motivation to get your cotton picked and your septic tank and toilets cleaned !!!!!!! Captain Cracker recommends daily whippings to keep your nig slaves in line !!!!! nig slaves don't like being whipped and will work harder !!!!!! this is what the backs of your nig slaves should look like:

Friday, March 28, 2008

Cartoon of Nigs in Europe

liberal europeans encourage nigs from africa to immigrate. those dumb liberals are ruining their society by bending over backward to let those lazy jungle bunnies come into the country !!!!!!! here is a cartoon of nigs getting free lodging while a white homeless man has to live on the streets !!!!!

i must trick those nigs into getting on my slave ship and then i will ship them to atlanta for sale !!!!!!!!!! HA !!! HA !!!!!!! HA !!!!!!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Portable Nigger Washer!!!!!!!

Nig slaves get really dirty after a long day in the fields picking cotton. they refuse to wear deodorant and never wash their hands after eating ribs and watermelon !!! washing them with a garden hose is how many people have been washing their slaves. luckily, Dr Moreau has invented a new machine to more efficiently wash nigs !!! these are sure to fly off the shelves !!!!!! buy them while they last !!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Toy for Your Slaves !!!!!!

here is a nice toy to keep your nig slaves occupied when weather conditions keep them from harvesting your cotton and tilling the fields !!!!!!!!! i'm sure those nigs will like the watermelon wheels on this fun car toy !!!!!!!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Coon-Tight Bags!!!!!!!!!!!

buy some coon-tight bags when you purchase your slaves !!!!!!!! your nig slaves can sleep in the bags at night, just remember to poke an airhole !!! if your nig slaves die from exhaustion, old age, or sickle cell you can save on burial costs by putting your nig slaves in a coon-tight bag and then dumping it out at the curb for the garbage men to take away !!!!!!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Buy the iNigger phone!!!!!

Dr Moreau invented a piece of cutting edge technology !!!!!! it is the iNigger phone! it is like an iPhone, but has nig-related features. it has a Niggerbabble translator to translate the jive that your nig slaves say !!!!!! it also includes a 900,000 Volt nig zapper to give your nigs a nice shock!!! the NigAlerm System detects niggerstink from 200 yards away to protect you from the disgusting natural smell of nigs!! it also has a camera to take pictures of nigs when they are eating watermelons, just like on a safari !!!!!!!! Buy one today !!!!!!!! HA !!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Portable Nigger Launcher!!!!!!!

Dr Moreau invented a new toy to use with your nig slaves !!!!! it is the portable nigger launcher. just insert the nig slave into the cannon as though it were a cannonball and light the wick !!!! the nig can be fired way up into the air and then used as target practice like skeet. the nig could also be fired directly at a wall, just for fun !!!!!! the fun possibilities are practically endless !!!!!!! buy them when i arrive in Atlanta !!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 29, 2008

Nig Transportation System

when i arrive in Atlanta, you can purchase accessories to trasnport your slaves !!!! this is the Nigger Tote, which can be screwed into your nig slave for easy transportation !!!!!!! use this to move that nig of PuntoTres from the cotton fields over to the barn !!!!! get them while they last!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Nig Zapper !!!

Dr Moreau invented a nig zapper !!!!!!!!! it looks like a watermelon. use this to keep your nig slaves in line !@!!! when a jungle bunny tries to steal then watermelon, the nig will get an electric shock !!!!!!! if the nig has too much afro sheen in its hair, its head might catch on fire !!!!!!!!! HA !!!!!! HA !!!!!! HA!!!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Nig Repellant !!!

Dr Moreau has created a nig repellant called Nig-Away !!!!!!!! this helpful little spray help keep nigs away from slaves owners so that the owners aren't forced to smell those dirty nigs !!!!!! too bad this doesn't work through the internet to keep that nig PuntoTres off IMDB !!!!!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Captain Cracker's Comic Books

captain cracker is selling comic books !!!!!!!! the one on the left below can be given as a reward to nig slaves. nigs are too dumb to read but they can look at the pictures !!!!!!!!!! the one on the right is for slave owners !!! buy them while they last !!!!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Captain Cracker's Slaves in Asia

here is a cartoon of my slaves in Asia !!!!!!! i sold some to those strange people from the oreint and they weren't too happy with their dumb stupid nig slaves !!!!!!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Captain Cracker Trades Nig Celebrities

here is a cartoon of Captain Cracker trading nig celebrities !!!!!! Michael Jackson is the first victim !!!!!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Captain Cracker Ships More Nigs to Dr. Moreau's Island

look at this picture of Blackie, Dr Moreau's racist black panther !!!! he isn't too happy that Captain Cracker is shipping more nigs to Moreau's island !!!!! he can't stand their animal smell !!!!!!!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

PuntoTres Walking the Plank!

look at this cartoon of PuntoTres !!!!! the people he reported to IMDB admins are making him walk the plank and fall into the ocean !!!!!! that shark will get sick if he eats that smelly nig in the ocean !!!!!!!

Cartoon of PuntoTres and Dr. Moreau

look at this funny cartoon of PuntoTres and Dr Moreau:

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Cartoon of LNA , the Slave Trader

enjoy this cartoon of LNA delivering nigs on the Island of Dr Moreau !!!! Dr Moreau won't be too happy when he sees what happened to his nig !!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

PuntoTres Caught In A Nig Trap!

here is a picture of PuntoTres after he has been captured while trying to escape from the island of Dr Moreau! he was caught in a nig trap and Sheena (LNA) had to whip him to teach him a lesson he would not soon forget !!!!!

Captain Hustler Cartoon

i am Captain Cracker, the best slave trader in the world !!! i have a cousin, Captain Hustler, who is following in my footsteps. In the cartoon below, Captain Hustler attempts to capture a light-skinned nig in France. Captain Hustler is not as good at trading slaves as me and the nig in the cartoon attacks him when Captain Hustler attempts to take the nig's stolen jewelry before selling the nig into slavery !!! that would never happen to Captain Cracker !!!!!!