Friday, January 30, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part X

The judge has finally reached a verdict in the trial of Dr Moreau!! Captain Cracker's intimidation of the prosecutor in the robing room has borne fruit - the prosecutor was so scared that he dropped most of the charges against Moreau and forgot that Coy Hot but him!!!!! The judge liked the Nig-repellent so much that he confiscated as much as he could. The judge dropped the animal rights charges against Moreau, but did find Moreau guilty of illegal trafficking of the "Nig-Away" repellent. The judge kept the Nig-Away samples and money taken in a search of Moreau's island. The judge sentenced Moreau to three months in jail, but with credit for time served, Moreau was free to go.

In a shocking development, the judge sentenced that nig of PuntoTres to six months in jail for stalking LNA Miller!!!!! PuntoTres looked like a typical nig wearing the pink overall he stole from LNA and was in total shock when he heard his sentence!!!!!!!!!

82 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...that suit constitutes "overalls"? Somebody needs an optometric exam. If Captain Hook even knows what that means.

Anonymous said...

HA!! HA!! HA!! nigga!
You thought you could screw Captain Cracker ?
Oh dude !! I'll ship you back to the island you belong stupid nigger !

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you say "WHERE you belong", Hook? I guess pirates don't get much schooling. Too busy playing the pegboy, it seems.

Anonymous said...

My filthy language was good enough to scare that stupid prosecutor.
HA!! HA!! HA!!!
Ready to go home Punto ?
HA!! HA!! HA!!!

Anonymous said...

Punto, I think you need to update your wardrobe - you look like Mr. T in that picture!

Anonymous said...

Hi Kurt, do you think Punto will soon get back to Dr Moreau's island and that we'll be left alone ?
I'm fed up with that nigger stalker

Anonymous said...

Kurt, are you going to take responsibility for Helena's baby? You know it's the right thing to do.

Anonymous said...

Punto, I think the Great Ocean road to Dr Moreau's island is already mapped out for you...

Anonymous said...

You don't even know what the Great Ocean Road is, Creepela. I doubt you've ever read a book. Now, go look it up...

Anonymous said...

I do, but whatever, it does not change the fact that the Great Ocean road to Dr Moreau's island is already mapped out for you...

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a witty retort, lol!

Anonymous said...

Punto, will you have Internet access in your cage on Moreau's island?

Anonymous said...

Kurt, you've still not announced your intentions for Creepela's baby?

Anonymous said...

The kid is mine stupid nigger, LNA is my wife, watch your dirty ape mouth !

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Jeremy Miller's agent/manager would make of this site...

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up everybody !
LNA is my personal slut !
I'm crazy for that Parisian babe and even left my official girlfriend for her pussy.
Jeremy, get lost ! can you compare your fat Kosher squirt gun to my Royal big gun ?

Anonymous said...

Punto, is LNA pregnant? If so, the baby certainly isn't mine, as I have never met LNA.

Do you still whore yourself out to junkies and other vagrant men in the public restroom by the bike paths in Venice Beach?

Anonymous said...

Oh, I forgot...you're jewve-been-framed's bitch. As for Creepela's 'baby', the father could be any of a thousand men in the Belleville district.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...you and Rocco Buttafuoco are obsessed with those bike paths! You must perform a lot of flute recitals over there!

Anonymous said...

Do cannibals of your kind enjoy flute recitals when buddies are playing bongos upon their butt ?

Anonymous said...

Congats, Creepela, you finally wrote something amusing! Utterly nonsensical, but amusing nonetheless. It should be included in a Weird Poetry Anthology 2009.

Anonymous said...

Punto, do you take your sentence easy ?
Have you leanrt from stalking me ?

Anonymous said...

Now you're incoherent again, Creepela.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you listen to Kunle's lessons more often ?
he speaks the truth about how black people feel themselves.
He chose to speak his mind, while you chose to hide your hung up feelings behing an arrogant behaviour, does it change facts ?

Anonymous said...

The only fact I know is that you're a wackjob, Creepela.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to "Sheena" ?

Anonymous said...

I think the monicker "Creepela" suits your nature better.

Anonymous said...

Why do you give nicknames to all the people you stalk ?
BTW, why have you dubbed my friend Stearman444 "Myron" ?
Does he remind you a white person you hate that was named like that ?

Anonymous said...

I named the fool "Myron" to annoy him.

Anonymous said...

That paraphrase is not an answer, you definitely want to annoy every white people you meet but never admit it's because you hate white people...

Anonymous said...

Oh, definitely...you know SO much about me, Creepela.

Anonymous said...

That makes no sense, stupid nigger !

Anonymous said...

What's your level of education, Creppela?

Anonymous said...

My level of education, as you say, speaks itself since I chat with you in your language when yourself can't make a damn comment in mine.
Stupid spade !

Anonymous said...

So you won't answer the question then, Creepela?

Anonymous said...

I hold a master in sex business, what about you ?

Anonymous said...

Somehow I knew that was your only schooling, Creepela, lol!

Anonymous said...

I went at the University stupid nigger, and had lots of parties there...
I think yourself hold a bachelor of banana trade.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm sure that Parties 101 was your favorite course.

Anonymous said...

It's better than having sex with bonobos lke you.
I also had to work at a hairdresser salon to pay my studies and made tons of cash with tips from cuties that wanted to have more from me...
Then I opened my own salon when I realized I could mix pleasure with business.

Anonymous said...

You're sure you're not Annabel Chong?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Captain Cracker who deals with Asians could sell the pervert slave you are to that slut if you like her.
I take my time to appreciate guys I love, 2 at the same time is my limit.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm sure you enjoy a good swordfight!

Anonymous said...

Punto, do you let random men you meet plug their one-eyed monster in your ass or are you a catcher ?

Anonymous said...

He's just a stalker.

Anonymous said...

Creepela Gruesome, actually, "catcher" means the same as what you first said, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Oh sorry, but I still can learn
Should we say a "taker" then ?

Anonymous said...

That's definitely what YOU are, ma cherie!

Anonymous said...

Punto, have you ever been taken in sandwich ?
Concernng myself I enjoy it with mixed sauces and try new recipes as much as I can...
Jeremy taught me as he made commercials for Mac Donald's
Do you know Harry's bread ? you can make the best sandwiches with that
the Kosher-royal jelly one might be the next one I try...

Anonymous said...

It's McDonald's, actually

Anonymous said...

This is all you can say...
Talkin' grammar when people talk about serious things...

Anonymous said...

If the repartee of yourself and Kurt Stein constitutes "serious" discussion, this world really might go to hell in a handbasket!

Anonymous said...

Do the intelligent White people you know in real life find you too smelly for them for you to waste your time stalking people like us you find mentally inferior to you ?

Anonymous said...

That is TRULY a run-on sentence!

Anonymous said...

Punto, why are you still posting and complaining about me? I haven't visited this blog for several days. You really are a stalking psycho!!!

Anonymous said...

A run-on sentence about a slave on the run....

Anonymous said...

This comment from a clown who started a blog to attack me? And I don't mean this one, but your previous blog which "Cracker" initially posted on. Who is the true "psycho"?

Anonymous said...

Punto, my blog is for queer fans of Dustin Diamond! I only wrote a post about you because you were harassing me on IMDB!

Anonymous said...

Ah, I knew you were queer! Finally, you admit it! You created an entire site that was about me, not Diamond.

Anonymous said...

It is a parody blog, you moron! I joke about the stuff you really do. You probably do meet random dudes for unprotected sex at highway rest stops! Did you ever find out who infected you with HIV - I'm sure you are a bug chaser!!!

Anonymous said...

Still playing butt-bongo with jewve, Kurt?

Anonymous said...

Your attempts to claim I have HIV would work better for the Parisienne Pump, who regularly engages in unprotected sex. I'll bet that baby of hers is yours, Kurt!

Anonymous said...

Unprotected sex is far less dangerous with a random white dude than with a selected nigger...

Anonymous said...

It's interesting that Kurt is afraid to say that word himself.

Anonymous said...

Punto it's good to see you got a term in jail where you belong! I hope some of your "brothers" give you a nice buttslamming to welcome you!


ROCCO

Anonymous said...

Rocco Buttafuoco...how are ya? How's Joey?

Anonymous said...

Punto, are you now complaining that I haven't been calling you a "nigger"??? LOL! You really are nuts!!! Please seek professional help!

Anonymous said...

You finally got some cojones, Kurt!
But really, if I was obsessed with Dustin Diamond's sex life - as you are - I wouldn't be calling other folks "nuts"!

Anonymous said...

Punto, you are yourself obsessed with the sex life of people you don't know.

Anonymous said...

Honey, Jeremy and Harry would NEVER look twice at you! Get over your tawdry obsessions!

Anonymous said...

You're the only one obsessed with that love story since you visit here everyday to keep tuned like a dog longing for his bone...

Anonymous said...

How appropos that a bitch in heat should mention dogs.

Anonymous said...

Punto, I have sex everyday with every cutie I want unlike you that has to pay monkeys with peanuts for that...

Anonymous said...

Punto, the Dustin Diamond Queer Fantasies blog is clearly a parody blog! It's for fun! Why haven't you figured this out yet? Everyone else already knows the score!

Anonymous said...

But why would any sane person go to such extremes to speculate about the likes of Dustin Diamond? Why are YOU so fascinated with him? It's not normal!

Anonymous said...

Punto, why do you claim white people smell like "dogs in the rain" ?
Do you think the're biologically inferior to you ?

Anonymous said...

correction, you say : "WET dogs in the rain"...

Anonymous said...

I guess Kurt is stumped for an answer to my question.

Anonymous said...

History proves that Black civilisations have always been unable to evolve without White people.
We can't deny Historical facts, and for the "biological" question, most of Black women openly admit their wish to find a white man to have better-looking kids and to build a better quality of life.

Anonymous said...

Punto, why do you stalk white people on IMDB? Why do you blame them for all of the problems in your life, including your low IQ, awful b.o., homosexuality, and the various STDs you have acquired over the years?

You'd still be swinging from vines in the jungles in africa if Captain Cracker hadn't taken you under his wing!

Anonymous said...

Kurt, WHY will you not admit your perverse sexual obsession with Dustin Diamond, including these weird scenarios you present involving his scatological practices? Have you seen an analyst? I think you should. And your insults are tired enough to make anyone a narcoleptic!

Anonymous said...

I'm almost certain that Kunle that loves jews enjoys the Dustin Diamond blog...