Thursday, October 30, 2008
PuntoTres Has a New Disguise!
It has come to Captain Cracker's attention that the nig of PuntoTres has changed his appearance again!!!!!! The bleach wore off and PuntoTres knew he would need to hide his identity. That smelly nig gathered up pubic hairs from his cage that other apes had shed and dyed them red with some hair dye he stole in Paris from LNA! He glued the red hairs on his chin to form a pube beard and also stole a hat and some clothes from his zookeeper in an effort to look like a human!!! that smelly nig is not going to last in this disguise for long because Captain Cracker is too smart and is on to that primate's games!!!!!! PuntoTres, you shit covered bonobo, Captain Cracker is going to get you soon!!!!!!!
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Oh no Punto!!!! Looks like your days of freedom are numbered!
ROCCO
well, well, well, dudes, it's fuckin' boring to find that nig as he changes his appearance like I change my pants ! HA!! HA!! HA !!!!
Oh dudes, don't worry Cracker is used to smart apes, but that ape is not trained enough to fool me !
HA!!! HA!! HAAAA!!!!!!
Punto, did you really think that your lame costume was going to fool anyone? By the way, you really do have huge nostrils in your nose. I'm surprised you don't drown when it rains and rainwater collects in your nostrils!
Rocco DiGiorgio, have you washed that garlic smell off your breath yet? Try Listerine!
Captain, you've STILL not answered my question about always saying "well, well, well, dudes". Are you sure you're not a Parisian slut named Helena?
HA ! HA! HA!!!!!!!!
The slut you're talkin' about is one of my best cutomer, smelly nigga of my ass !
I don't suffer from a Dissociative identity disorder like you do, posting under different names (too many to mention)
You even post under Kurt's identity, you stupid bonobo !!!!
I'm the best slave trader in the world and no one else, that's enuff for me ! HA ! HA!!!! HA!!!!!!!
"smelly nigga of my ass"? THAT'S funny!!! By the way, "enuff" is actually spelled E-N-O-U-G-H. You must have scored low marks at Pirate Academy.
Well, well, well dudes, Punto has decided to taunt us again by posting here!!!!! That nig is crafty, but Captain Cracker will catch him sooner or later when he slips up!!! Captain Cracker has put out an APB about Punto and my agents are scouring every KFC and Old Country Buffet in the Los Angeles area looking for that stinky nig!!!
Punto, you are a dumb spade!! How dare you try to ruin Captain Cracker's website by posting under fake names!!! You are soon going to learn how Captain "Cracker" earned his nickname when I crack the whip of you!!!!!!!
Captain Cracker....while your out looking for Punto at the Old Country Buffet's make sure you don't lose track of him and pick up Michael "Ponce" Oliver instead! He is reported to stink almost as badly as Punto! And Punto unlike you I bathe and brush my teeth every day without fail. Why do you have so many names Punto?
ROCCO
Captain..."crack the whip of you"? Please get a grammar textbook!
Rocco...still in love with Michael Oliver? I remember when you and Kurt were fighting over him! He ain't thinkin' about you, that's for sure, lol!
Punto why don't you send us your cock since we're in touch with the gay celebrities you fantasy upon ?
Who knows ? They might play with it...
Would that you could score and cock at all, sheena! Dream on!
Hey guys was googling my name and came across this blog. Great stuff. This PuntoTres guys sounds absolutely disgusting. I didn't think that someone could smell of shit worse than me, but there you go. I think we should all hook up and force shit down each others throats. This Punto guy sounds absolutely cock/shit/semen famished, so I think we should give the man a hand and give him first dibs!
Also what's with that retarded last post by this warakurna67 guy? The grammar was laughable. He should get a job around books or something maybe his grammar will improve!
Punto can have my beautiful round buttocks ANYTIME! And Kurt Stein can have my cock!
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