Thursday, October 20, 2011

New Bonsai Nig for Sale!!!!

Captain cracker is selling new Bonsai niggers !!!!!! they are like small versions of that nig of PuntoTres !!!! these midget creatures are 2.5 feet tall and have small hands to reach underneath furniture for dusting !!!!! the Bonsai niggers are bred without testicles so they won't try to molest children or pets. these pets are also good at shining shoes and can be used as a footstool!!!! they only eat one can of dog food per day.

These Bonsai niggers have been developed using the scientific skills of Dr Moreau and are available only through Captain Cracker. Get one for $700 the next time my slave ship docks outside Atlanta!!!!!!!

17 comments:

Xao Li chen said...

Hi! Hi! Xao Li sold the technology of those bonsaï niggers, now Xao Li is rich to go back to her country and to feed Uncle Wong and the 1032 cousins.

Steve said...

What is the texture of the Bonsai nig's hair? It is coarse like steel wool? If so, I would like to purchase one of these pets to clean some pots and pans.

Angels said...

OMG, 700 dollars,it is too much for me.. but it's really cool thing..

Bill said...

Captain Cracker, please update the blog to reflect that Punto celebrated his 44th birthday this year.

Barney Frank said...

Kurt...I'll bend you over, and tap that flat ass!!

Uncle Wong said...

No like slutty white trash Helena!!

Kurt said...

Punto, why do blacks often eat Skittles and drink grape soda before committing felonies?

Cool Boy said...

nice one dude....

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Arab terrorist said...

I wonder...do you know the address of this "Kurt Stein"?

Kurt said...

Punto, your hero, Barack Obama has been exposed as an incompetent fraud and the public is finally turning against him! It sure looks as though he is going to get the boot in November and not a moment too soon. Everyone will remember him as the worst president in American history.

A Concerned Citizen said...

Bitch, Atlanta ain't got no port!

Steve said...

Punto, look at this old white man shooting a couple vile, racist black criminals: http://www.gainesville.com/article/20120716/ARTICLES/120719707/1109/

Dusty said...

Kurt, whatever happened to Sheena-bitch? The Parisienne Pump seems to have vanished from Imdb! You got her tied up in your basement?

lna said...

At least I don't hide on IMDB like you do....you still track us, so why don't you post with your current account if you have something to say to us ?
have you lost your balls ?....unless you're like the Bonsaï nigger on the advertising...grown up without testicules...

Kurt said...

Punto, how often do you visit the port near Atlanta? Did Captain Cracker buy or sell you at the port? I don't quite remember...

Dusty said...

I don't know this "Punto" guy, knuckleheads, but I do know, Sheena-bitch, that it's spelled T-E-S-T-I-C-L-E-S, and Kurt, jackass that you are, there's NO port near Atlanta! Did you flunk middle school geography?

Anonymous said...

I thought Niggers these days are useless Monkeys oh boy was i wrong . Can not wait to use my Bonsai Negroboy to scrub my floors and clean my toilet , shine all my shoes when i get home and then ._. Use my little Nigger-footsool to relax and rest my bare Feet up on my kneeling Neggeroes shoulders until its bedtime , then put him at the bottom of my bed incase i get sweaty Feet at night and need my stupid Footnegro to suck on my Feet and Toes .