Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Punto Is Heading Home !!!

Captain Cracker has acquired that nig of PuntoTres from the zoo and is now shipping him back to Dr Moreau !!!!!! LNA personally got that nig out of the zoo and is guarding him on Cracker's ship !!! LNA slept with the zookeeper's son and tricked him into stealing the key to Punto's cage and then smuggled Punto out at night when the other gorillas and bonobos were asleep. Punto will probably receive a harsh whipping from Dr Moreau as punishment for escaping from Moreau's island!!!!

27 comments:

lna86 said...

Are you happy to go home Punto ?
You should be thankful, all the bonobos are waiting for your ass and unlike the zookeeper, Dr Moreau has never forbidden gay sex between male chimps on his island.
The gay rights of the pacific island is something sacred even for monkeys of your kind and even though the AFPI has vanished...

Kurt said...

Haha!!! That picture is hilarious. Punto, I hope that LNA ate at Taco Bell before the voyage hope and farted all over you while she was sitting on top of you!

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

Sacre bleu, Monsieur Stein...you continue to be obsessed with flatulence! I understand there are videos on You Tube to satisfy the deviant yearnings you have.

lna86 said...

Punto, on your side you continue to be obsessed with Kurt and I
there are also videos of White people you can stalk on youtube

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

Miss Piggy, I understand that your lovers made a bacon sandwich of you last night.

lna86 said...

not really, with all the sausages I took with me on board, we can make sandwiches at all the sauces.
such a shame you're partying with rats on the hold !

lna86 said...

Punto, have you ever wished you had a pussy ?

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

Speaking of pussy, cherie, is it not time you had yours de-contaminated?

lna86 said...

My red hot Prince will take care of this, he said he would wash the Kosher load away with his Royal jelly...

Kunle2002 said...

The cartoon is funny but I think Katana500 is uglier than that.

lna86 said...

LOL!
Don't worry Kunle, I'll take care of his Afros to give him a better looking...
That wild gorilla thought he could screw Captain Cracker !

Kevin said...

That PuntoTres is an ugly spade. I am glad that monkey has been captured and will leave human beings alone!

lna86 said...

Punto, what does it feel when you think you'll soon get the cock of all the apes of the island in your ass like the good old days ?

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

Ah, but Mademoiselle, is it not true that you have tasted all the 'eclairs' in Paris, and often make day trips to lovely Marseille to sample the exotic Arabian 'meats' on offer in the city's alleyways?

lna86 said...

I eat white meat exclusively stupid nigger !
I don't like rotten meat like the people you're referring to

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

Ah, but that is not what I hear in the salons of Paris, cherie. Your adventures in the quartiers of Marseille are surprisingly well-documented!

lna86 said...

I've never been in Marseille, that city full of Arabs that now looks like Algeria
Last time you came in my salon, the girls had to tell you tales as I was in bed with Jeremy Miller...

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

I expect Monsieur Miller would laugh uncontrollably at the notion of a tete-a-tete with you, cherie.

lna86 said...

It's spelled "tête" moron and I don't know why he would laugh as we even had corps-à-corps...

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

Mademoiselle, Monsieur Miller and the prince would never soil themselves with you.

lna86 said...

I'm not a nigger like you to soil anyone, Punto
Jeremy and I sailed on together
but we drifted apart, and now the Prince is by my side...

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

One must conclude that His Majesty is slumming today.

lna86 said...

The bonobos will also be slumming with you soon enough...

Jonathan Pouilly-Camembert said...

But, Mademoiselle, YOU are Queen of the Bonobos. It is my fondest wish that they treat you as our ancestors did Marie Antoinette.

lna86 said...

You and your owns have a too much low IQ level to do that, that's why Crackers will always crack the whip you...

Kurt said...

Did Cracker bring enough Cheetos and grape soda for Punto during the voyage home? If not, Punto must be going through serious withdrawal!

ROCCO said...

Punto. You smelly ape! Lna sitting on you and blasting ass would only make you smell a bit better. I wonder if they remembered to bring the Tahitian Treat soda for your lazy, smelly ass!