Look for me Captain Cracker the best slave trader in the world!!!
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Get your slaves!
Well well dudes, my ship is about to sail to the new world!!! I designed the ship to fit a hundred slaves like that nig katana tres from IMDB!! i shall make it across the ocean in six-eight weeks. i use some of the nigs as fuel for my ship to make the safe voyage. my slaves will be weakened when i arrive in the slave port outside of atlanta and i will offer a 4 for 1 deal to the first bidder at the auction.
Look for me Captain Cracker the best slave trader in the world!!!
Look for me Captain Cracker the best slave trader in the world!!!
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Captain Cracker, the merchandise you delivered me a few days ago is really smelly and made my lion sick! Moreover, those slaves are lazy and they refuse to work on my cotton fields.
If you falsely advertised your slaves I can sue you for fraud even if your merchandise is normally good enough for my experiences.
Well well well Moreau, take it easy and read the slave notice carefully! Nigs serve only if you wiplash them 5 times; those from Europe require 10 times because they're more dissipated because of the European Conventions and its lure of attracting black birds laws - it's a long boring story.... HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!!
Take into consideration that Europeans are cowards and let illegal nigs make the law in their countries! HA!!! HA!!!! HA!!!!
Give them some bananas, coconuts and tom-toms, promise them a moral superiority statute, talk about the promised land and let them believe the black dispenser of justice sails the oceans after me! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!!!
Their smell is their label of quality, my slaves are not mixed - they are 100% pure nigga!!!! HA!! HA!!! HAAA!!!!!!!
Well, if that batch does not give you satisfaction, next time I'll ship you some nigs from the bronx that I've just captured, but I warn you, they're criminals and you'll have to chain them carefully!!!
BTW Bowack, the wack boa you gave me did a good job with those jungle bunnies - they did not have the time to run away 20 meters before Bowack coiled them up like the wild apes they are! I thought I was watching Kaa from the jungle book... HA!! HA!! HA!!!!!!
Eh, Moreau!!! Next time we see each other I hope that COY HOT - the Coyote, the new creature you promised me, will be ready. With him on my side those running nigs can always run on the sea..........and Bip the sharks! HA!! HA!!!! HA!!!!!
Put some more apes aside for me. My stupid Asians bought everything and asked for more when I gave them the 'Ape spring roll with nig meat balls' recipee HA!!!!! HA!!! HA!!!!
When I think that Soya fields will never disappear, I'm thinking of giving them Loyalty cards for all the slaves they buy me! HA!! HA!!! HA!!!!
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