Sunday, August 23, 2009

PuntoTres Is Seeing a Therapist

Dr Moreau became concerned about the behavior of that nig of PuntoTres and ordered that nig to see a psychiatrist. Punto dressed up in human clothes and began talking through his problems. He mentioned his obsession with Kurt and LNA and how his nig father used to molest him. He also said that he was upset that the little white kids wouldn't play with him in gradeschool because they thought he was a wild ape. he said that he dreams that Kurt and LNA have a big car in his dreams, which the psychiatrist concluded meant that Punto has an inferiority complex stemming from his tiny ape cock.

Monday, August 17, 2009

PuntoTres is Resting on the Beach

That nig of PuntoTres finally realizes that he is in ape heaven !!!!! He receives 75 lashes a day, but Dr Moreau is nice to him and gives him fruit to eat. Punto is thinking about how glad he is to be an ape and does not want to revert to nigger form !!!! Punto's favorite things to do on the island include having buttsex with the other male apes, eating shit, and throwing shit at other apes!!!

Friday, August 7, 2009

Picture of PuntoTres Plotting His Next Gay Jungle Relationship

Here is another picture of that nig of PuntoTres !!!!!! That nig is eating more fruit on the beach and making another mess. that nig is thinking about how he wants to have sex with another male chimp in the jungle. that nig might steal LNA's bra from Screech or wear his pink overall to turn on the other chimp! ha ha ha!!!!! he's in a nig paradise!!!!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Picture of Punto Partying at the Beach

Dr Moreau is a very nice man and has decided to allow that smelly nig of PuntoTres to party on the beach !!! LNA threw some watermelon to Punto to eat while LNA's ginger lover was busy 'eating out' LNA's nether-regions !!! Not surprisingly, that nig made a huge mess on the beach, leaving watermelon rinds everywhere.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Jeremy Miller Parties on the Island

Jeremy Miller is partying on Dr Moreau's island with Dustin Diamond, his best friend in the world !!! that nig of PuntoTres is currently locked up and receiving hundreds of whippings as punishment for having run away. Jeremy Miller and Dustin Diamond are remembering how they used to be gay lovers, but have not had sex with each other for many years. Meanwhile, LNA is having an erotic adventure with her new ginger lover...

Monday, July 13, 2009

Cartoon of LNA Having a Beach Party

Here is a cartoon of LNA relaxing and having a beach party to celebrate the capture and safe return of that nig of PuntoTres to Dr Moreau !!! LNA had sex with a French confectioner she met on the beach and then hung out on a beach with Prince Harry and Harry's female nig slave. Harry's nig slave told Harry that LNA had sex with the Frenchman. Harry was jealous and got even by killing the Frenchman with a sword and giving a golden shower to LNA and the new nig slave !!! The Frenchman tried to fight off Harry, calling him 'rosbeef,' the French slang for the British. LNA knows that all nig slaves are untrustworthy and will try to get her in trouble.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Questions for PuntoTres

Captain Cracker knows that this website has become popular with people that want to ask questions of that nig of PuntoTres. Most people have never seen a talking bonobo before and to ask it questions. Ask your questions here and maybe that nig will take a break between stalking people on IMDB and eating shit to answer the questions !!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Punto in the House of Pain

That nig of PuntoTres is finally back on Dr Moreau's island !!! Moreau is taking precautions to ensure that nig doesn't run far away again. Moreau has inserted a tracking microchip into Punto's butthole so he can track that nig. Punto was not happy when Moreau started inserting the microchip and jumped up onto a ceiling light just like a monkey in a tree !!! That nig won't be able to escape again this time !!!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Picture of Punto Watching TV

Captain Cracker is a good slave trader and knows how to keep that nig of PuntoTres in line. Punto was yelling and giving oral sex to the other wild animals on the ship on the voyage back to Moreau's island, and Captain Cracker had enough of Punto's noisy foolishness. Cracker has allowed Punto to watch TV to get Punto to calm down. Punto has been watching the nature channel and dreaming about his home back in the jungles of Africa. Punto has also been allowed to play video games. His favorite game is Donkey Kong because he thinks he looks just like the gorilla in the game !!!!!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Captain Cracker Has Rejoined His Ship!

Captain Cracker has rejoined his fleet to accompany that nig of PuntoTres back to the island of Dr Moreau !!! Captain Cracker is getting used to the horrible smell of Punto.

LNA can finally relax on the trip home and have fun with some friends. LNA is accompanied by her husband, Jeremy Miller, and her new British lover Prince Henry!!!! LNA is taking turns riding her lovers' cocks. Punto is locked in a cage outside her door and has to listen to LNA's noisy sexcapades while Captain cracker throws M&Ms at Punto and pees on Punto's cage!!!!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Punto Is Heading Home !!!

Captain Cracker has acquired that nig of PuntoTres from the zoo and is now shipping him back to Dr Moreau !!!!!! LNA personally got that nig out of the zoo and is guarding him on Cracker's ship !!! LNA slept with the zookeeper's son and tricked him into stealing the key to Punto's cage and then smuggled Punto out at night when the other gorillas and bonobos were asleep. Punto will probably receive a harsh whipping from Dr Moreau as punishment for escaping from Moreau's island!!!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Punto is a Featured Attraction at the Zoo !!!!

The antics of that nig of PuntoTres have become famous !!!! many spectators have been coming to the zoo to listen to that gay nig complain about his treatment !!!! the zookeeper has been making extra money be making Punto a featured attraction and charging money to see him. that nig has continued selling his anally produced butt-babies and hoped to buy his freedom with the sale. but the zookeeper won't let Punto buy his way out of jail.

the spectators at the zoo have been annoying Punto by throwing garbage down into his enclosure, hitting him in his ape face !!!!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Punto Has Gotten Fat !!!

Captain Cracker took this picture of that nig of Punto Tres on Monday !!!! look at how fat that nig has become!!!!! too much food and not enough exercise for that wild animal. now that he's in jail, he does use up as much energy hiding from Captain Cracker. when he returns to Dr. Moreau's island, Moreau will whip him back into shape!!!!!!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Cartoon of Captain Cracker Trading With Madonna!!!

Madonna has contacted Captain Cracker and wants to purchase a nig!!!!!! Madonna wanted to have a talking ape at her house to entertain her family and guests!!! She also thinks it will help her sell records!!! Madonna was happy that the nig baby she purchased from Cracker smelly really shitty!!!!!! Captain Cracker wanted to sell her the rights to that nig of PuntoTres, but Punto was so smelly that Madonna passed out!!!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

PuntoTres In a Cage at the Zoo!!!

Here is a picture of that nig of PuntoTres sitting in his cage at the zoo !!! That nig was originally in a cage with chimpanzees, but had to be moved after molesting the male chimps. So now he sits in a cage with a female chimp. that nig started calling the female chimp in his cage 'Sambo' for an unknown reason. 'Sambo' hates Punto and cannot wait until Punto is either released or placed in a different cage. In this picture, Punto is reading the zoo news and sees that Dr Moreau and his posse are on their way to recapture him and bring him back to Moreau's island!!!!!!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Punto's Horrible Breath

The smelly nig of PuntoTres has awful breath!!!! Captain Cracker sent that nig to the dentist at the zoo and was informed that Punto's breath smells worse that a toilet bowl full of shit!!!!! Punto has been eating the feces of the other apes at the zoo in addition to his normal diet of fried chicken, stolen watermelons, and garbage. Dr. Moreau is not going to be happy if he is sent a dental bill to freshen the breath of that smelly nig!!! Punto has been nothing but trouble since Captain Cracker sold him to Dr. Moreau.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Punto at the Grocery Store

Captain Cracker has discovered this picture of that nig of PuntoTres stealing watermelons when he was on the run a couple months ago!!!! That nig leaped into a display case and ran off with as many watermelons as he would carry. He smashed many watermelons during this incident and left his horrible stench all over the display case when he went to the bathroom while he was jumping. The store's owner provided me with this photo he took before that nig ran away. PuntoTres scraped his knuckles on a broken beer bottle in the parking lot that day.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

PuntoTres at the Zoo!!!

That nig of PuntoTres was sent to Pelican Bay Prison to serve his sentence!! However, his awful smell was determined to be too harsh of a punishment for the other inmates. Also, the prison warden threw up when he entered Punto's cell during a routine inspection. So Punto was transferred to the zoo where he currently lives with the other wild animals. he is already friends with several bonobos who think he is their father based on his resemblance!!!!!!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part X

The judge has finally reached a verdict in the trial of Dr Moreau!! Captain Cracker's intimidation of the prosecutor in the robing room has borne fruit - the prosecutor was so scared that he dropped most of the charges against Moreau and forgot that Coy Hot but him!!!!! The judge liked the Nig-repellent so much that he confiscated as much as he could. The judge dropped the animal rights charges against Moreau, but did find Moreau guilty of illegal trafficking of the "Nig-Away" repellent. The judge kept the Nig-Away samples and money taken in a search of Moreau's island. The judge sentenced Moreau to three months in jail, but with credit for time served, Moreau was free to go.

In a shocking development, the judge sentenced that nig of PuntoTres to six months in jail for stalking LNA Miller!!!!! PuntoTres looked like a typical nig wearing the pink overall he stole from LNA and was in total shock when he heard his sentence!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part IX

LNA came to testify on the last day of Dr Moreau's trial!!!!! LNA showed up with her husband and lover, Jeremy Miller from tv's 'Growing Pains'!! LNA and Jeremy Miller had there personal belongings stolen by Punto's nig friends and were not happy!!!! LNA testified that the nig of PuntoTres regularly changed his identity and had been stalking her for more than 2 years on IMDB and was jealous that Jeremy Miller was straight and loved her instead of a smelly nig like Punto!!!!!!! LNA testified that Punto visited her hairdresser salon for a haircut and walked out with a pink overall without paying. That nig's case against Dr Moreau seems to be falling apart!!!!!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VIII

Captain Cracker has showed up at Dr Moreau's trial and he is not happy with that nig of PuntoTres !!!!!!!! Cracker hid in the robing room where the judge and lawyers get dressed in their robes/suits for the trial. Cracker pulled out a sword and got ready to attack that idiot prosecutor !!! Cracker locked the door and threatened to violate the prosecutor with his hook !!!!! Cracker will be sure to use that hook on Punto soon enough...

Monday, January 5, 2009

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VII

Dr Moreau has taken the witness stand in his trial!!!! I bet he's really angry with that nig of PuntoTres right now!!!!!! The prosecutor questioned Moreau about the various activities that took place on his island and the items found there during a search. Moreau informed the prosecutor that the Nig-Away repellent was only used on the most violent apes. The judge was getting a headache while thinking about all of the allegations during the trial and the judge did think that the Nig-Away product could be used to deal with the overpopulation of nigs in prisons.

Moreau's cell-mate also stood up and testified that Moreau used Nig-Away in prison to get rid of nigs and even sold some to racist guards who hated nigs. The cell-mate was mad because Moreau sprayed some on his cell-mate's nig brother-in-law, causing the brother-in-law to disappear. In his defense, the cell-mate's brother-in-law smelled horrible and Moreau couldn't deal with the odor!!!!!!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part VI

Coy Hot and Bowack, "The Wack Boa," have taken the witness stand to testify in Dr Moreau's trial !!!! Coy Hot is Cracker's guard dog and testified that he sometimes helps Cracker catch nig slaves like that nig of PuntoTres. Coy Hot got mad at the questions directed toward him and bit both the prosecutor and the judge !!!!

Bowack said that he hated nigs and that his job was to to track nigs by their horrible shit b.o. smell!!!!! Bowack warned the judge and prosecutor to take care of their business in a more subtle way.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part V

The trial against Dr Moreau is proceeding based on those accusations of that smelly nig of PuntoTres!!!!!!! The prosecutor conducted a search on Dr Moreau's island after hearing of the serious accusations and presented the evidence he found to the court. The prosecutor found Dr Moreau's formula that turns apes back into nigs.

Dr Moreau's lawyer is trying to steal back the formula because is afraid that the nigs will quickly breed like animals. Also, as long as Punto is an ape, there is no proof he was ever a nig, and the animal rights violation case would be quickly thrown out the court and Punto might actually get charged with bringing a lawsuit with no merit!!!!

The prosecutor brought Coy Hot and Bowack with him and may have them testify next...

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Dr. Moreau's Trial, Part IV

Here is another cartoon of Dr Moreua's trial !!!!! Punto's original owners told the judge that they purchased that nig of PuntoTres first and then Captain Cracker stole Punto back and sold him to Dr Moreau!!!!! The original owners were not happy when they found out that Dr Moreau turned Punto back into an ape!!!!!!! The original owners acknowledged that Punto was lazy and stupid, but they still want that nig back!!!!!