Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Punto Has Hired a Hairdresser

That nig of PuntoTres has hired Koko, his ape friend on the Island, to groom him.  Koko has been doing what he can to care for the kinky pubic hair growing on Punto's head.  That nig added coloring to his hair to made it bright pink and has been parading around the Island, happy that the Asian tourists see an openly gay chimp for the first time in recorded history.

Here is a picture of Koko caring for Punto's hair.  Punto was unable to pay money for the services, so he has been paying with sex, servicing Koko's smelly animal cock.  That nig of PuntoTres loves being passed around as a bitch on the Island in exchange for grooming services!!!!!!!


Saturday, December 15, 2012

Wild Niglets Are Taking Over Dr. Moreau's Island!!!!!

The feral apes living on Dr. Moreau's island are breeding like crazy using up the island's resources!!!!!!!  apes such as that nig of PuntoTres have eaten hundreds of wild rats, raccoons and squirells living on the island and are upset that there are no ribs or fried chicken to eat or grape soda to drink!!!!  those nigs have also burrowed underground where they make nests and breed.  here is a photo of a wild niglet on the island!!!!!!!!  Dr. Moreau had to call an exterminator to get rid of some of these beasts to control the ape population!!!!!!


Thursday, November 29, 2012

Jeremy Miller Has Cooked a New Meal

Asian tourist Xao Li Chen enjoyed eating the cooked castrated cock of that nig of PuntoTres so much that chef Jeremy Miller has cooked another delicacy for Xao Li Chen! Punto has many nig sisters, most of which sit on their fat asses all day eating fried chicken, drinking grape soda, and talking about Obama while thinking of ways to spend their welfare checks.

I am Captain Cracker, the greatest slave trader in the world, and I purchased several of Punto's ape sisters at a slave auction at the port near Atlanta. One of that nig's ape sisters is named Latoya Tres. Latoya was sitting around the island eating much of the food on the island and making a big mess wherever she went. So when tourist Xao Li Chen asked for a new food to eat, the choice was clear and Jeremy Miller cooked Latoya, just like those nigs do to each other in the jungles of the Congo.

Here is a picture of Xao Li Chen eating Latoya's cooked pussy. Xao Li Chen liked the meal, although she did complain that it was too salty and had scars from Ebola infections and herpes!!!!!!

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Punto Has Become a Chain Smoker!

That nig of PuntoTres started smoking cigarettes months ago leading up to the recent election of president !!!!!!  that dumb nig cannot control himself and now and is addicted to cigarettes.  he smokes Kool cigarettes and is giving himself lung cancer.  he likes them better than he usual crack cocaine!!!!!!!  here is a picture of that nig of PuntoTres smoking!!!!


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Punto Has Been Castrated!

Chef Jeremy Miller traveled across the Asian continent to learn different food recipes.  Jeremy Miller has castrated the cock of that nig of Punto Tres and cooked the penis.  Jeremy miller sold this tasty meal to Asian tourists who consider it to be a delicacy!!!!!!  The Asians were mad because they said that this meal tasted shitty!!!!!


Friday, September 28, 2012

LNA's Fast Food Restaurant

LNA and her husband, Jeremy Miller, have opened a restaurant with ocean views to make money off of asian tourist. LNA saw how much money Dr Moreau has made off Asian tourists recently and decided to cash in herself. news of the nigs on the island has reached the civilized part of the world and now white tourists are visiting the island to learn how to tame nigs, such as that nig of PuntoTres!!!!!! The white tourists are taking notes as that see Dr Moreau whip his nig slaves for all to see. LNA has invented a watermelon flavored soda to sell to tourists. Unfortunately the nigs on the island found out about the soda and have been stealing them. the nig slaves have also stolen all of the bags of Cheetos and rib sauce from LNA's restaurant. Luckily, so many tourists have been visiting LNA's restaurant to more than make up for the theft by the nig slaves.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Old Video of PuntoTres's Momma

Captain Cracker has found this video of the momma of that nig of Punto Tres!!!!   his mammy is as annoying and stupid and punto himself is!!!!!  she got slapped in the face by her pimp who made her stop singing and go work the streets for drug money!!!!!  her pimp looks like BB Spade, but Captain Cracker cannot be for sure...

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Asian Tourists Have Been Traveling to Dr Moreau's Island!!!!

Asian tourists have been traveling to Dr Moreau's island because they heard about that there are talking apes on the island just like those in movies !!!! Captain Cracker has been making a lot of money off the stupid tourists who are paying $5000 each to visit the island!!!! however, the Asians don't realize that the 'talking apes' are jungle bunnies like that nig of Punto Tres!!!!!

The asians all brought their glasses and cameras. however, their cameras were confiscated at the border. Dr Moreau has set up a camera shop on the island to sell cameras at $250 apiece to make a lot of money off the rich Asian tourists. Dr. Moreau and Captain Cracker are both proud to make so much money off Asian tourists!!!!!!